Happy Cyber Monday, Toons!

Have you ever wondered how the Cogs like to celebrate? Fear not, for we have some information on the Techbot department! While Cyber Monday might be all about finding the latest deals, it's important to stay up-TOON-date when it comes to Cog Nation. These Cogs might seem a little scary with their technical knowhow, but with some new information and a well-timed gag, you'll be decoding these Corporate baddies in no time!

Here's a rundown of what we know about them so far:

Script Kiddie

"You should know, my script is one of a kind."

The copy and paste function is Script Kiddie's best friend! He's eager to please, but he doesn't seem to care much for crafting his own ideas. Some say that he shuts down if he spends too much time thinking on his own. Whenever he's not stealing code, he often finds himself arguing on the web in his free time.

Poindexter

"I may look nerdy, but I'm a very tough bully."

With a constant point to prove, Poindexter takes great pleasure in correcting his peers and overall being annoying. Some of his favorite hobbies include tidying his desk and creating spaghetti code. While his code may be inefficient, Poindexter thinks that it highlights his incredible intelligence as he's the only one that can understand it.

Code Monkey

"Let's throw a monkey wrench into things!"

Oftentimes described as spacey and childish, Code Monkey is rather distracted when it comes to work. Instead of working, he'll spend his time listening in on gossip and his coworkers' conversations. He's also quite fond of eating bananas! If only he put that same effort into working…

Phisher

"Believe me, I'm the reel deal."

Don't mind the smell! Phisher's shady business practices aren't the only things that smell bad when it comes to this Cog. Cogs and Toons alike can recognize him coming from a mile away. When he's not searching for information, Phisher can oftentimes be seen patrolling the streets of Donald's Dock to prey upon unsuspecting Toons.

Data Hoarder

"I'd never miss an opportunity to take more bytes."

Much like her name implies, Data Hoarder never gets rid of any data. Anything and everything is important to her and it's rumored that she relies on several external hard drives to keep track of all of it. While her digital information might be a mess, her desk and office space are surprisingly clean.

Pen Tester

"Truth be told, I'm mightier than the sword."

While her name on paper might not sound impressive, Pen Tester has a knack for staying up-to-date on the latest trends and information. Ever the discerning eye, make sure to keep your guard up! She has a knack for finding weaknesses and exploiting them when the moment is right.

Brainiac

"You should know, I'm always ahead of the game."

Arrogant and insufferable, Brainiac is known for helping develop some of the Techbot department's small-scale schemes. Some of his favorite pastimes include insulting his peers and solving complex puzzles. His favorite books to read are the user manuals for his favorite tech and games!

Black Hat

"I'm indisputably the king of mad hatting."

Black Hat is considered to be a very mysterious Cog. He loves a good backdoor exploit and will always take advantage of it! Toons and Cogs alike are at risk of their data being stolen with this Cog hanging around. To this day, he's still trying to figure out how to get around Nortoon Antivirus...

Computer Wizard

"There's no escape from what I'm conjuring."

Rumored to be a perfect typist, Computer Wizard doesn't mess around when it comes to coding. What he lacks in charisma he makes up for in keeping the server rooms in Techbot Headquarters safe. While he might not be the most social of the Techbots, no one can hold a candle to his expert code.

Industry Titan

"This world is only big enough for ME."

Industry Titan makes it concrete that he's here to stay. This tough guy gets straight to the point and packs a mean punch! He may be a bit domineering at times but no one can deny that he's one powerful Cog. He works hard and will push aside anyone that gets in his way. Make sure not to get on his bad side, or you might be sent back to the playground!

Be sure to stay SAFE!

What a powerful group of baddies! Thanks to this guide, they won't stand a chance against you. Remember to stay safe, have fun, and know that we here at Hostile Takeover hope you have a wonderful day, and make the most of those Cyber Monday deals!