Toons...

Let's hand-wave the usual pleasantries. I'm here to throw you the deal of a lifetime. Stick around, you'll be glad you heard me out.

On behalf of all of Cogkind, I think we can both agree that you Toons have been a handful. But today, we're willing to put all that behind us. We would like to extend a hand and offer a truce. We understand you might have sweaty palms after the last time we offered a truce. How many years has it been? More than I can count on my two hands. You Toons aren't the kind to clasp a grudge for that long, right? Of course, we don't expect you to just take us at face value. We wouldn't arrive empty-handed. Let me briefly hand you off to my close associate Two-Face. They have a hand-picked, hand-crafted gift ready at hand, all wrapped up in our handsome Sellbot colors. Keep your mitts off it for now. You wouldn't want to spoil the surprise, the holiday spirit can be an effective lubricant for business, after all.

Going forward Cog and Toon can work hand and glove. Aren't you glad I have a firm grip on what makes this season so great? Don't worry, you couldn't be in better hands. You don't want to rest on your laurel wreaths, Toons, or this deal might just pass you by. We can handle the fine print later. How about we shake on it?

Happy Holidays!

The Takeover Team wishes you a Merry Christmas! To celebrate, we have some delightful presents of our own: a collection of holiday-themed wallpapers created by our talented artists!

Be sure to stay safe and jolly out there!